James May Record Breaking Attempt
James May Toy Stories
Just like all infamous events throughout history it started with a simple question.
Maria received a phone call in the shop from member of a TV production company.
That went along the lines of “We are building the longest OO railway in the world could you provide a couple of volunteers”
To start with Maria thought it was one of jolly jesters, sorry I mean dearly loved customers having a laugh. But then after a bit of research on the Tinternet, she discovered that this bloke called James May was the Mad Deranged Child / Chief Architect of the plan and not being one to shy away from a bit of challenge, Team Buffers was rolled in to action on Operation Tarka.
Very soon the word got around and before we knew it we had assemble a team of forty of the finest modeller’s world had ever seen.
This impressed the production crew as they only asked for 4. So the next thing Maria knew was they wanted come down and do a bit of filming. The girls must have made an impression! As the following week the production company asked if we minded if the full film crew plus a Mr May could turn up. This was very entertaining indeed

Some bloke called “James May” get early Christmas Present (Note the pink ribbon)
Operation Tarka
The team arrived on what must have been the wettest August morning ever!
After the important task making of the tea! And the registration process, we started to lay the track

What a fine Team

Buffers Cheerleaders Prepare For Their Big Routine
This part of the adventure was relatively easy, it was when the power was applied that things started to happen!
After our experts sorted this out it was off we go with the locos
Now we could write pages and pages and how this went but we think the pictures says it all
Poor Robert wore out a pair of shoes and knee pads, now that’s what i call dedication to the cause
After removing slugs, leaves, grass etc from the track we did manage to make it to Instow with a loco, the Warship made it to West Yelland, and would of gone it we had power! But again that’s another story
The series starts on Tuesday and we think we will be the 5th one in the series of James Mays toy stories.
Again I would like to thank all the guys who came down to Barnstable and helped, without you none of this would of been possible...... a foot note is we are having another go next year, and everyone who helped this time has already signed up.... (are you lot mad!!!)
Now if anyone else would like to join us let me know....

And Bend

Bow down to me

Can I help you with your bogies?

Come with me, leave the others
The Girls "Where do you want us to stick this?




And bend again
Errr The Train's Behind You

Errrr Wheres The Station

Free Track! I'm Having That!

Giant people

Help i'm sliding off

Hopscotch

I don't understand where the break is

I Say Maria, That Boy Looks Shifty!

I'm ready, somebody light the match






Its Track dear

Lin Panics As The Scary Loco Hurtles Towards Her

Missing scouts, probably ging gang goolying in the woods

next time she has a bright idea I'm busy

Now where do i put this


Please sir can i go to the toilet

Remember vertical means upright

Quick, I'm ready again, light up

Right, Where Are Those Slugs
Romantic Date He Said!, In The Hills He Said!

Shake Hands

So Steve, do you do nudes

Son Fixes Dads Mistakes

Team Bufffers 192

Tell Me Again Why This Was A Good Idea

The Happy Couple

The real buffers

The Sun Has Got His Hat On!

There's A Train Coming
This Was Doing Wonders For Her Curling Career!

Track stabbings on the rise

Trevor, Trevor Cooool

Well my wife found this tool useful

What do we do little David

What's the tape for?

What's this bit of wood stuck on me

Where Do I Stick This!

Where's The Train

While you're down there..........

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
You Wont Believe What We've Done To The Track Up There!.

The Final Stop